Who Is Welzy?

Truth is — no one really knows.

We refer to him as "Chaos On Cotton", but don't dare tell him that!

He showed up one day at Subora HQ. Surf was blown out. Sky was gray. He walked in, didn’t say a word, and pulled up an empty desk like he’d been expected. Laid out a pile of scrap paper, and just started designing. Not for approval. Not for feedback. Just for himself.

He wore a black hoodie and a COVID-style face mask. No one saw his face. No one asked. The vibe said: don’t!

No handshakes. No hellos. No small talk.
And definitely no autographs.

When he left — just as unannounced as he arrived — all he left behind was a note scribbled on the back of a shipping invoice attached to the wall:
“I’ll be back when I feel like it.”

Above it: one word.
Shiggles™
A warning? A brand? A joke?
Maybe all three.

Since then, things have gone relatively strange. Random. No pattern. No schedule. Just chaos on cotton — and that same energy:
Shits and Giggles - Shiggles. Tounge and cheek.
If you get it, you get it.

He doesn’t want your attention.
He doesn’t care what you think. 

No interviews.
No selfies.
No face.
No rules.
No autographs.

Just drops — when he decides.

This is Welzy.
Brought to you (against better judgment) by Subora®.
We gave him a login.
We regret everything.
The rest is on you.